THE UPDATER
JUNE 2026
I seperate those pedals that are a steal from those
that are stealing from you at any price
IF IT IS WORTH KNOWING IT IS HER FIRST !
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WTF !!! Some ay-hole at Fender wants to pull my Harley Benton Strat right out of my hands and smash it to pieces.!!!! If they do I will be shoving those pieces right up their ....
TIME OUT
The big oops last month is Fender after 72 years Fender wants every maker of a guitar that makes a guitar with its body cloned even if only vaguely cloned, to not just stop, but smash up their inventory and buy back the ones thy sold and smash them too. Then send videos to prove the destruction. Fender sent them a legal warning and it was literally worded just as I just wrote it. In short a Mafia draconian demand. Small companies can not afford the lawyers that Fender can. Fenders lawyers only need to use legal loopholes to tie it up in the courts and these companies will be bankrupt. A trial by jury would win for the cloners as they would rightly see
the guitar as a 72 year old style of an appliance like a refrigerator or stove etc, that never got
a patent in the first place and is now decades old. The BIG BUT is some bigger company like PRS would have to do it.
FUZZ at half price?
I have worked with several designer/builders trying out proto-types over thelast 10 years. I recently was sent a Fuzz from Sweden that really impressed me. The maker suggested that rather than start a budget brand he thought selling it as my brand LENARD Re-Inventions could benefit us both. The estimated price would be $100.00 USD. About half that of a brand name. For that you get a handmade Fuzz without shortcuts or dumb downs like not mounting the adapter and input jack right to the pedal ...not like even some well known names to the circuit board. Some seriously good parts are used that are the roots of the sonic strength of the overall sound.
Money will be saved on cosmetics that do not do anything except bump the price. The
pedal would come in a simple raw Hammond 1590 B type enclosure. The kind used for MXR pedals since the MXR Phase 90 was made. There won't be graphics just a simple
pro label with LENARD, Re-Inventions and FUZZ. There will not be any hotshot YouTubers
giving you a demo. You would be buying on trusting that after doing 4300 reviews that
if I put a pedal on my board it has to sound damn good.
To get to the point I need to know if you guys are interested.
So I would be very grateful if you give me your opinion below
in the 'Post a Comment'.
TOYS FOR THE OLDER BOYS
Some old, some new, all cool !!!
MAESTRO COMET CHORUS
The big deal is not the Chorus voice all though it is very warm and full, the big deal
is it has a near killer Rotary/faux Leslie Speaker cab sound. When one needs to sub
for what one could prefer to play on an acoustic and you are stuck with just your clean sound this if nothing captures the vibe and mood an acoustic makes . Even much, much more if you are flatpicking or finger picking some parts.
...it is a no-brainer choice now that it sells for $60.00 USD
JOYO JF-36 SWEET BABY OD
Bjorn Juhl designed the Sweet Honey Distortion 17 years ago. It is currently licenced to the Mad Professor. It was meant to take a Marshall single channel amp pushed into crunch and push it it into a perfect high gain. Not only that it had to have not just great feel and dynamics but both those on steroids. 99% of the guys buying them all this time kept it no matter what amps they had or bought over the years just for the feel of the thing. I can tell you a MIAB pedal set to a good crunch with this stacked on it does the same thing. The latest Mad Professor Sweet Honey hand wired sells for a whoping $390.00 USD. The clone by Joyo easily gets a 9.5 out of 10 nailing it.
...WTF it cost me $40.00 USD & it lives up to the hype!!!
UPDATED 6/1/2026
Hey its early. New stuff
all day every day !
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