HEADS UP ___

 HEADS UP  

Lots of new sh@t on THE UPDATER Post

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____Detailed list of best selling gear. 

____A new guitar from Danelectro with a video ... 

 check it out!!!   

FUZZ- BEETRONIX Pollinator___NEW ___ delay/modulation & Fuzz ???

BEETRONIX

P O L L I N A TO R     

$350.00 USD

This is not 3 separate effects that can be addressed like 3 

separate conventional units. If you think all that sounds 

very Shoegaze then congratulations, you are right. As 

always their pedals are luxury items of build and cosmetics.

     CONCLUSION __

It is a novelty pedal that has minimum use if any 

on a single tune you know or perhaps are playing 

in a band. With a conventional Modulation, Delay, 

and Fuzz you have an endless palette that used 

together you can go for a different 'weird' on 

any tune yet use them to cover thousands of

conventional tunes. Add to that this pedal 

is all digital. With separate pedals you 

can use all or a mix of both.

   

AMP- KEMPER PROFILER MK 2 ___NEW ___ is it past its Best Before date?

KEMPER PROFILER   

The Kemper has been around since 2011. 

The 2026 has updated specs but otherwise 

is the 'same old'.

CONCLUSION ___ 

Has it past its 'BEST BEFORE' date ???

BIRMINGHAM ___THE GUITAR SHOW 2026 ___Feb.28 & Mar.1

THE BIRMINGHAM GUITAR SHOW 2026    

The show is not just a show but a market where many makers will 

sell you the guitars they are displaying. It is just 2 days and although  

it is open to any company to display and/or sell their gear it tends to 

draw in a lot of small builders from the UK and Europe. This may be 

your only chance to see some dead cool gear. I will add more videos 

from the show as they pop up. 

SHOOTOUT ___TONE KING ___IMPERIALIST vs. ROYALIST

 Tone King   

___ THE UPDATER___MARCH 2026___NEW GEAR NEWS___UPDATED___24/7

THE UPDATER

MARCH 2026

Separate those pedals that are a steal from those 

that are stealing from you at any price.

IF ITS WORTH KNOWING ITS HERE FIRST

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MY MONTHLY RANT

Tarriffs off ....Tariffs on. 10% then 15% then who knows WTF!!!

TIME TO SHOUT

Like most of you the budget is a more than a bit strained. My wife will be out of the country for a month so Muggins here will be doing all the household buying which for the most part will be groceries at the new eye watering prices. 

New pedals have slowed down. No one knows when to buy the parts etc. as they may overpay and won't be able to recoup the costs and no one is shipping the parts for transportation is all over the map with prices and delays etc. is also in a mess. 

 

FENDER 

....is going to fire 250 workers in May. They have kept creeping up the prices and no one is buying. Amps new at $2000 are literally easy to find used and even mint sell 

for $1000. Last week Youtuber Phillip McKnight bought a  Fender Hot Rod amp and was 

shocked at the difference. He said he found 3 under $1000 in just seconds of looking. 

.....Double back here over the month as I will keep you updated with all the whatever, lol. 

 

ACCORDING to REVERB  

___The Best Selling Guitars are Strat, then LP then Tele, then SG and
lastly Jazzmaster. Many other guitars are selling at a healthy amount but they share the market with dozens of others. If it was a car race then the 5 big sellers have lapped them twice,

You must add in the inflation but once you do prices and quantities sold are basically now at pre Covid levels. They are expected to stabilize and 

neither go up or down. 

___Amps outsell modeler type units 4.5 to 1. Keep in mind amps come in tube, or solid state and digital/modeler types. 

___Pedals are doing the same as all gear. In fact all gear is back to 2019 plus inflation prices. The exception are rare pedals. They go from high to stupid to beyond sanity every year. The BIG BUT is if you bail out you make more so it is literally like having use of it for free. Used multi sound pedals have nosed dived by 20%. I am not surprised as you end up loving one sound and hating the other.

___The biggest seller in Modelers, Capture & Profiler units is the
Neural DSP Quad Cortex. The cheaper makers share the market and the other high end makers are just to damn difficult to use. User Friendly is a monstrous biggy. The Quad has a very fast learning curve and an intuitive layout when compared to all else.   

Pretty much all of these units are not holding their value. They are Music computers and like all computers become redundant when new units come out that are both better and cheaper. 

The good news is like laptop computers 99% of us do not use more than what we can do on a 10 year old one. Todays modeler/profiled etc sound will show up on some hot but obscure players recordings years from now and none of us 

will notice something is not quite right. 

 

TOYS FOR THE OLDER BOYS

Some old, some new, all cool !!!

 

TC ELECTRONIC MOJO MOJO-Paul Gilbert Ed.

Sold as a medium gain OD it is really more like a low gain OpAmp Fuzz. That said it 

is damn effective as it can cover both a low gain Fuzz and OD. It has a chunky balzy 

sound yet it has excellent definition and articulation. 

At $75.00 USD any risk it does not meet your needs is not a big ouch. 

 

JHS PEDALS MORNING GLORY CLEAN

The standard morning Glory is Josh's biggest selling pedal. A BluesBreaker clone that every upgrade took from a transparent Drive to a mediocre mid gain pedal. This one is his original v.1  but with a knob to add cleans. I had the standard one for 2 years. Garabage! If I pulled it back where I wanted it ,it had nasty artifact like an extra cheap Chinese OD. The clean version is easily 110% better. If the one I had was this I would still own it.

Wait for it!!! WTF only just got out of bed!!!!  

Come back in an hour or 2 for more sh@t _______________________________________________________ 

 

DANO the Dano O. Mano

              $600.00 USD  

 ... DANO is the brand name of Danelectro's

              new budget guitars ...this one has P90 PU's 

guitar is handmade in Korea  

          sound has a Gibson ES 330 vibe

 

GADGET- MOOER Prime M2___NEW ___ a Rockman for the present

$220.00 USD

MOOER PRIME M2

An all in one Toy. It is a Modeler, Looper and Drum Machine with a sound quality that could in a pinch get you through a gig. A song writing and practice tool and undeniably a lot of fun. It does everything very well.

On the down side anything it has there are other choices that choose to do just one thing like a Looper or a Drum Machine or indeed a Modeler with a much, much more Pro sound or/& function. Other units that are primarily headphone units are far cheaper and totally 100% Modelers are too.

thefineprint

If I wanted a toy I would buy the VALETON GP-50. 

It Is a NAM Capture style Modeler. The sound can 

easily sub for an amp adequate enough to use in 

a world class studio to go on a world class recording 

with its 110% Pro sound.  $130.00 USD

OCTAVE - JHS Double Dragon ___NEW ___ surprisingly unusable ....<>^

$180.00 USD

JHS PEDALS

Double Dragon  

It is an old school monophonic octave pedal. You can not play 

chords and half the notes that you will want to play will glitch 

and make you sound like you just learning to play, LOL.

   CONCLUSION ___

The yellow enclosure with red knobs is dead cool.

There is a fine line between Genius and just Stupid. 

I have reviewed over 4,000 pedals.

You have at minimum hundreds of better pedals

to spend your money on. 

Hey! ...Cheer up!!! You just saved yourself $180.00 !!!