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THE UPDATER 

APRIL 2026

I separate those pedals that are a steal from those

that are stealing from you at any price

IF IT IS WORTH KNOWING IT IS HERE FIRST !

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MY MONTHLY RANT

G-zed-F-king-rice, It cost more for a gallon of gas than pack of Ernie Balls!!! I don't know who is running this show but he is acting like a belligerent 10 year old kid with a big mouth and throwing tantrums and should be sent to his room ...and no Big Macs for a month!!!

TIME OUT

Picasso was once asked when did he decide he would be an artist for the rest of his life. He said he never had to decide that. On occasion he had to to decide not to be, but that quickly passed. 

My only doubt was when I was a child and adults told me I could not do anything unless I had a PhD in it. In grade 7 I was saved by a book called the Kon Tiki Expedition about a guy with an idea all called a preposterous nonsense. He did it by beg, borrow and deceit. It took years of dead ends. 

Recently someone said that I would soon be 80 and I will have not accomplished my goal. 

I simply said that it was a stupid statement because I'm not dead yet, LOL.

TOYS FOR THE OLDER BOYS                                                 Some old some new, all cool  !!!

 

SONICAKE COWBOY  Distortion

This is meant to be a pedal capturing Dimebag Darrell's sound. Who knows, lol. 

The best way for me to describe it is that it sounds like a Rat stacked on a 

Marshall Plexi Super 100 ...Perfect!!!                                                                                                                                       ...it is $50.00 USD on a 24hr. sale for $27.00 USD so I ordered one of the 30 left!!!

 

UPDATED 4/1/2026

 

 OK calm down ...new shit at anytime