STOMP BOX STEALS: April 2026

Thursday, April 2, 2026

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BURNS GUITARS

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

OVERDRIVE- DUAL STAGE AMPLIFICATION Cyllarus MK1_ NEW _Klon clone

DUAL STAGE AMPLIFICATION

$165.00 USD
Cyllarus MK1

Another Klon clone. The big feature is in the layout. You get Volume

and Gain but instead of a Tone control you get both Treble and Bass

for your EQ.

CONCLUSION _

I have had several Klons. All mediocre and this is no

exception.
That said the best I have found is the $50.00 USD

SONICAKE Trio-Rider. It covers all 3 Klons. The Gold

classic, the Silver that only 30 were made. It is a

tad brighter and the come back Klon. The Red or KTR

(v.2Klon) that lasted only a couple of years. Check

out my Post from July 2025.

OVERDRIVE- THORPY FX Aerogel _NEW _ Tube Screamer, Clone #3,024,567

$475.00 USD
Thorpy FX
AREOGEL
My GOD a Tube Screamer!!! Just what we were all
begging, crying and wishing and praying for!!! Or not???
The layout is Volume, Tone and Gain, The toggle sends

a wireless signal that will flush your neighbors toilet.

CONCLUSION __
This is Thorpys APRIL FOOLS joke.

The toilet groaner is

mine.

_THE UPDATER _APRIL 2026 _NEW GEAR NEW _UPDATE 24/7

THE UPDATER
APRIL 2026

I separate those pedals that are a steal from those
that are stealing from you at any price

IF IT IS WORTH KNOWING IT IS HERE FIRST !

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MY MONTHLY RANT
G-zed-F-king-rice, It cost more for a gallon of gas than pack of Ernie Balls!!! I don't know who is running this show but he is acting like a belligerent 10 year old kid with a big mouth and throwing tantrums and should be sent to his room ...and no Big Macs for a month!!!

TIME OUT
Picasso was once asked when did he decide he would be an artist for the rest of his life. He said he never had to decide that. On occasion he had to to decide not to be, but that quickly passed.

My only doubt was when I was a child and adults told me I could not do anything unless I had a PhD in it. In grade 7 I was saved by a book called the Kon Tiki Expedition about a guy with an idea all called a preposterous nonsense. He did it by beg, borrow and deceit. It took years of dead ends.